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Wie das Prüfungsamt soeben auf Anfrage mitteilte, ist meine Professorin nicht bereit, weiter zu verhandeln.
Die Klausur wird mit "nicht ausreichend" bewertet.
Näheres entnehmen Sie bitte den Aushängen oder der Prüfungsordnung.

MURPHY'S LAW
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong

Celibacy is not hereditary,
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference,
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
The other queue always moves faster.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directley proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immortal or fattening.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.

MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST.